10 Ways to Handle One-Uppers
You know the jerks I’m talking about. The ones who can’t help but one-up absolutely everything you say. Break your leg? They broke both their legs. Reach a goal? They blew past that one months ago. Got caught in the rain? They still have snow, and had to walk ten miles in it, without boots. Your baby started crawling? Theirs was speaking in three languages before they were a year old and enrolled at Harvard for preschool. Barf.
Whether it’s the person trying to one-up you with their glorious life or the one trying to out-complain you with their woes, there are great ways to handle these chumps.
Here are my top ten tips for dealing with pesky one-uppers:
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Number 8! hahahaha
Hahahaha! Love this so much. One-uppers make me want to punch a wall. Or them. 😉 *GIANT eyeroll*
I want to punch even harder.
I totally have a better gif that these…let me find it. 😉
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Is there an emoticon version?
That would be way better. You should do it.
Haha. Awesome.
🙂
love The Rock!
His is the best. It… Rocks. :p
Hehehe Judge Judy is the queen of the eye-roll!
Right? I always wondered why ANYONE would go on her show. Her eyeroll is scary.
I made a comment before Sarahcasm…
I invented comments.
HA HA!
Harrison Ford nailed that hand.
I know, now I’m practicing it.
HA!
I am *weak*.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! *falls off chair*
HAH!
HAHAHAHA. I just rolled my eyes so hard I’m dizzy. 😉
Baha! Thanks for the laugh!!!
Ha!!