Just cuz you’re married doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy some spicy text messaging, right? I don’t personally want shlong pics and stroke videos, but there’s nothin’ wrong with a little spouse-to-spouse textual foreplay, amiright, ladies?

I polled some of my ladyfriends, and these are the sexts we hot mamas want to receive:

You didn’t really think we were always that boring, did you? 😉