>I don’t know about you

>…but when a day has more than two of the following, I think I deserve liquor:

1. a diaper blowout so epic that toys are involved and a carpet cleaner may be rented

2. a migraine hangover – as if it’s not bad enough to suffer through the actual migraine, you get to have a special reminder of it a day later by feeling fuzzy-headed and dead tired

3. a toddler with an infected splinter in his foot who screams so violently during the removal that he breaks capillaries all around his face, over his nose and between his eyebrows

4. a 4.5 year old who has no vocal “off” button

And when it’s had all four items, what then?


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